Taxens budord

”Är det något där?


Är du inte säker på om det är något där?


Kan det ha varit något där?


Är det inget där men kan tänkas komma något dit?

… skäll för säkerhets skull.”

"The world is changed by your exampel, not by your opinion"

Hur många hundar krävs det för att byta en glödlampa?

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there……..
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shephard: First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bichon Frise: What’s a light bulb?
Springer Spaniel: *Would jump up to try and change it*
Welsh Corgi: Will this make me even MORE important?
A Finnish spitz: *Would bark at it until the owner changed it.* “There, done!”
Bulldog; Ha, not me. No way.
German Shepherd:: Ok, you can change the light bulb, but I’ll be right here watching your back

Källa okänd.

"The world is changed by your exampel, not by your opinion"

Med ironi och humor får man skratta åt denna historia men den har nog ett tydligt budskap eller vad säger ni? Känner ju igen det allt för väl också, tyvärr.

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"The world is changed by your exampel, not by your opinion"