How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Make me. Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover… Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…….. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Australian Shephard: First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle… Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light? Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bichon Frise: What’s a light bulb? Springer Spaniel: *Would jump up to try and change it* Welsh Corgi: Will this make me even MORE important? A Finnish spitz: *Would bark at it until the owner changed it.* ”There, done!” Bulldog; Ha, not me. No way. German Shepherd:: Ok, you can change the light bulb, but I’ll be right here watching your back
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